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The Grass Is Always Greener on the W‑2 Side. Until Monday.
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Every founder has had the thought. A steady paycheck, a boss who signs the checks, weekends that stay weekends. Then Monday comes, and you remember why you left: you'd rather build your own lawn than mow someone else's. This tee is for the owner who looked over the fence, smiled, and went back to work.
Drawn as big, bold type with the joke growing right out of it: GREENER sprouts real grass, a white picket fence runs along the top, a sprinkler keeps the neighbor's side watered, and a yellow tag delivers the punchline. Read the fine print under the tag. It was mowed in Austin, TX, by holybiz.co.
Heavyweight, oversized and garment-dyed for a vintage-washed look, it's made to be worn to the office, the coffee shop and the Monday morning standup alike.
Designed in Austin, TX by Holybiz, the consulting firm that helps small businesses run without the owner in every step.
Part of the Funny Boss collection: lines that honor the entrepreneur by teasing them.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
- Oversized fit
- Trendy vintage look
Made to order for you, so it takes a few more days to arrive.








