Holybiz
Nothing Is Certain Except Death, Taxes and the Client Asking for a Discount., Oversized tee, Washed Black, Front

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Oversized tee

Nothing Is Certain Except Death, Taxes and the Client Asking for a Discount.

Sayings, rewritten
From $24
Color: Washed Black
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Benjamin Franklin said nothing in this world is certain except death and taxes. He never ran a small business. If he had, he would have added a third certainty: the client who loves your work, signs the proposal and then asks, "Can you do a little better on the price?"

A heavyweight, vintage-washed oversized tee for the founder who knows exactly what they're worth and has heard every version of the discount question. Wear it to the sales meeting, the contract review or the day you finally say no.

Part of the Funny Boss collection: lines that honor the entrepreneur by teasing them.

Details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
  • Oversized fit
  • Vintage-washed look
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Made to order for you, so it takes a few more days to arrive.

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